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  Copyright © 2018 by Simon Van Booy

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  Names: Van Booy, Simon, author.

  Title: Gertie Milk and the great Keeper rescue / Simon Van Booy.

  Description: New York, NY : Razorbill, [2018] | Series: Gertie Milk ; 2 | Sequel to: Gertie Milk & the Keeper of Lost Things. | Summary: Gertie, Kolt, and Robot Rabbit Boy continue to return missing objects throughout history while trying to find out what happened to the imprisoned Keepers of Lost Things.

  Identifiers: LCCN 2018026457 | ISBN 9780448494616 (hardback)

  Subjects: | CYAC: Lost and found possessions—Fiction. | Time travel—Fiction. | Rescues—Fiction. | BISAC: JUVENILE FICTION / Fantasy & Magic. | JUVENILE FICTION / Historical / General.

  Classification: LCC PZ7.1.V3623 Geg 2018 | DDC [Fic]—dc23

  LC record available at https://lccn.loc.gov/2018026457

  Ebook ISBN 9780448494630

  This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents either are the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously, and any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, businesses, companies, events, or locales is entirely coincidental.

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  I’ve never felt completely at home anywhere in this world, which is why I searched so long for the Island of Lost Things. This book is dedicated to the people who live there with me or sometimes visit, especially Christina and Madeleine, but also the creatures who share our lives (known and unknown), including but not limited to: Tuesday, Little, Rhubarb, Max the sheep, Lester, Yolk, Big Bear, Megatronus, Ellie, Simple Bear, Pastry, Saturday, Phyllis, Jig, Coconut, George the mouse, and Robot Rabbit Boy (yes, he’s real).

  Contents

  Title Page

  Copyright

  Dedication

  Part 11: The Crisis of Lost Keepers

  2: It Glows in the Dark

  3: The Radioactive Woman

  4: A Show of Keeper Loyalty

  5: Insects and Pirates

  6: A Lost Rabbit

  7: Silent Flight

  8: Stampede!

  9: George’s Battle to Save the Lodge

  Part 210: Outlaws

  11: Not All Cupcakes Are Innocent

  12: The Spirit of Keepers Lost

  13: An Escaped Mushroom

  14: Bird Boy

  15: Walking Hunks of Flesh

  16: A Dream Home for Fleas

  17: An Invitation They Can’t Refuse

  18: Birdy

  19: Something Rather Awkward Happens . . .

  20: An Adventure at Sea

  21: The Losers’ Master Plan

  22: Surrounded with No Escape

  23: Venetian Warships

  24: Unexpected Guests

  Part 325: Home Sweet Skuldark

  26: Birdy Gets a Surprise

  27: The Mysterious 9.8 m/s2

  28: Thermal Darts

  29: A Black Hole Muncher

  30: The End of the World (Maybe)

  31: The Guardians of Skuldark

  32: The Battle to Save the Cottage

  33: The Oppenheimer-Bruno Biosphere

  34: Space Muffins

  35: Gareth Milk Is Found

  36: The Hungry Sheep

  37: The Losers Come for Gareth Milk and Kolt Is Still a Sheep

  38: Home Sweet Skuldark

  Acknowledgments

  About the Author

  Part

  1

  1

  The Crisis of Lost Keepers

  THE HEAVY CLOCK ON the mantelpiece chimed as two hands joined to announce the hour. Gertie was studying a map of Japan. In particular, a dark forest clustered at the base of Mount Fuji. It was said to be haunted by the screams of people who’d never found their way out, and so, Gertie thought, it was exactly the sort of place where those despicable Losers might have chosen to dump a Keeper of Lost Things.

  The map was dark green, with shadowy peaks rising up to the snowcapped tip of Japan’s tallest volcano. A crimson patch bloomed where the Pacific Ocean touched land, reminding Gertie of the birthmark that covered one side of her face.

  A fly landed on the white tip of Mount Fuji, rubbed its stringy black legs together, then flew off in search of peach cake crumbs.

  Gertie looked down at the map, and knew full well the only way to find out if there were lost Keepers wandering the haunted forest at the base of Mount Fuji was to go there and explore it.

  But that was impossible.

  The clock over the fireplace continued its even ticking, a flicking away of each second as the moment passed. Gertie sat back in her chair with a sigh. It was impossible to travel to any one of these places she had looked up over the past few weeks. For the truth was that she, Kolt, and Robot Rabbit Boy could only get off the island of Skuldark when the Big Dusty Book Upstairs (also known as the B.D.B.U.)sent them somewhere to return an object lost from time. She had appeared on the island not long ago herself— washing up on the beach with no memory of who she was, or where she had come from.

  Gertie’s only thought back then had been to solve the mystery of her identity. But now that she had more or less figured that out—all she wanted was to find a way to free her fellow Keepers, who were being marooned in the most terrible places throughout history, instead of coming to Skuldark as fate had once intended.

  But the chances of going to Mount Fuji to look for them were slim at best. Even if Gertie and her Keeper gang were sent to Japan in their time-traveling car, the Time Cat—the B.D.B.U. only gave them eleven hours to complete each mission. If they didn’t return to Skuldark before then, using the time machine, they would get “snatched” home by the B.D.B.U., which was like walking thirty miles in wet clothes with stones in both shoes—though it had never happened to Gertie (yet).

  Anyway, eleven hours was hardly enough time to return some vital object and search for missing Keepers, not to mention they’d have to be very lucky indeed to land in the same time period as one of the kidnapped Keepers.

  Gertie had spent a lot of time at the top of the lighthouse where the B.D.B.U. lived, going on and on to the enormous book about how vital it was to start rescuing Keepers. Surely the grumpy old encyclopedia could choose things for them to return to the world that were within shouting distance of a lost Keeper? But Gertie had received not even a single page flutter in response. She was thinking about dragging a sleeping bag into the tower and camping out until she could get some response from the stubborn book. Until the
n, all she had were her maps of history’s scariest places, like the haunted forest in Japan, or the Black Hole of Calcutta. Gertie couldn’t help imagining what dangers the kidnapped Keepers must be facing.

  Suddenly there was a silver flash as something darted from under the bookcase and zoomed across the floor toward a cabinet of rocks and fossils. Gertie jumped back in her seat as she always did when one popped out.

  “Kolt!” she cried. “Kolt!” But he was outside with Robot Rabbit Boy. She had found one just yesterday in the bathtub, scratching the sides to get out. She had used a marshmallow toasting fork to put it in a bucket. The rogue robot hands had been infesting the cottage for weeks. It was creepy how they were getting into everything. Gertie even had to check her bed at night, in case one lay in wait under the covers.

  Kolt stored the ones he caught in glass jars so he could study them. And last week Robot Rabbit Boy had blasted one with his nose laser after it had lunged for a baby Slug Lamp.

  Gertie considered getting up and poking under the cabinet with a broom. But what was the use? Until Kolt found out which bedroom under the cottage the robot hands were escaping from, catching one wouldn’t make any difference. There was always another to replace it.

  She listened for the metallic shuffling of its fingers under the cabinet, but all was quiet. She let her mind sink like a stone in water, down and down to the 945 bedrooms in the cliff underneath the cottage. It was a sort of never-ending basement, with long dark corridors, and Cave Sprites to lead the way. Each room had been carved into the rock and was filled with different items lost from the world.

  The ancient mission of the Keepers was to return certain things that were lost, so Gertie was becoming familiar with the dim passageways, rope bridges, and underground rivers inside the cliff. There were more things in those rooms, she often thought, than fish in the sea, or even stars in the galaxy.

  Although some items seemed boring and unimportant to human progress, it was impossible to tell when a stick might be the key to discovering the size of planet Earth—as it had been on their mission to North Africa.

  The objects Keepers returned led to new inventions or cures, or inspired people to do their best. Sometimes they even helped people to feel less afraid—which made them kinder. Gertie had seen this herself from the return missions she had been on, as Skuldark’s newest official Keeper of Lost Things.

  Literally any object Gertie could imagine was in the maze of rooms under the cliff. From the annoying robot hands that were loose in the cottage, to rooms packed with toys, shrunken heads, strange weapons, photograph albums, lost packages, comic books, and masks for breathing underwater—Gertie always managed to find something new when she went downstairs.

  She wondered if she could figure out which rooms to look in for items from Japan. Then she could go to the top of the lighthouse and dangle something from Mount Fuji before the B.D.B.U. Would that convince the eccentric book to send them there on a mission?

  Gertie was still staring at her map, daydreaming, when the ear-piercing screech of Kolt’s high-powered electric drill came from the Garden of Lost Things. He was working on his latest project with Robot Rabbit Boy—restoring an aircraft for Gertie to fly.

  For the past few weeks—when not traveling through time, or harvesting moonberries, or watching a television dragged up from one of the rooms below—Kolt had been in the garden banging around on the fighter plane.

  Gertie considered peeking out to see what exactly they were doing. But she couldn’t be bothered. It was cozy and warm at the kitchen table, hunched over her map.

  During the big mission to ancient China over a month ago, when they rescued the B.D.B.U. after it was stolen by Losers, Gertie had discovered her brother, Gareth, was one of the Losers—and that she herself had been a Loser too. Gareth had tried to convince her to stay with him, but Gertie had chosen Kolt and Robot Rabbit Boy over her own family. Blood was not thicker than water, but it was definitely more colorful.

  While she was trapped underground with Gareth Milk in the snake-filled Crown of Triangles, she’d also found out about the Losers’ plot to kidnap young Keepers, hiding them in gruesome places throughout history. She could hardly believe her brother was a part of something so dastardly.

  Gertie spent most of her free time between missions trying to find out exactly where in history the Losers might have hidden the children. In addition to her map of Mount Fuji, she had already filled a wooden box with other maps, pictures, keys, old books of legends—even photographs of weird and scary places where Keepers could be trapped.

  She thought back to her sleeping bag, folded up in the closet. There really was no other way; she would have to sleep up there in the tower until the B.D.B.U. gave her a sign it understood her plight. Kolt had told her to keep looking, continue collecting information—just in case they were lucky enough to return an object to one of the places on Gertie’s list.

  But what were the odds?

  Slim to none, Gertie thought. She was tired of relying on chance. It made her feel helpless, and reminded her that Gareth was still with the Losers, determined to carry out whatever heartless plan they came up with next.

  The guilt she felt about leaving her brother behind was like an anchor attached to her thoughts. Whenever she started to feel happy about something, the anchor would tug, reminding her of all the things she had to feel bad about.

  It wasn’t fair that trying to do the right thing had caused just as much misery as doing the wrong thing.

  Then from outside came a clanging as though a giant bell were bouncing down a hill. Gertie plugged her ears until it stopped. A moment later it was metal plates being smashed up against each other. Then grinding. Then drilling, which ended with an explosion that made the cottage windows rattle. A moment later the front door was flung open and Kolt appeared, flushed and out of breath. There was engine oil on his cheeks, and a perfectly round hole in his Fair Isle sweater-vest.

  Gertie pointed toward the cabinet of rocks and fossils. “Another robot hand. It’s under there if you want to look.”

  Kolt was glowing with excitement. “Forget about that! We’ve finished, Gertie! Ready to fly a restored fighter aircraft?”

  “It sounds like you just blew it up.”

  “Oh, that was just one of my slippers exploding.” Kolt lifted his leg to reveal a gray sock with scorch marks.

  Gertie put the lid on her box of maps and old books.

  “Fear not,” he reassured her, “no Slug Lamps were harmed during the blowing-up of my slipper. You know how Robot Rabbit Boy feels about their squishy little faces? He made sure they were safely tucked into their leaf beds on the other side of the golden moonberry statue.”

  “What is Robot Rabbit Boy doing?” she said, changing the subject.

  “Sitting on the grass squeezing leftover moonberries.”

  “Leftover from what?”

  “You’ll see!”

  The repair and restoration of a World War II Spitfire Supermarine aircraft had taken Kolt the better part of a month. They had discovered some dusty instruction manuals in one of the bedrooms under the cottage, along with tools, spare parts, training videos, and an electronic box called a television, which Kolt said had once been very popular before interactive virtual reality.

  The fully sized fighter sitting outside the cottage was enormous. Apart from the landing gear, black rubber tires, and a few metal parts, it was covered in camouflage paint. Kolt said it must have gone missing during a midair battle, as Robot Rabbit Boy had found several machine-gun bullets in the tail section during the early days of restoration.

  Gertie rose from the table and followed Kolt into the garden. It was bright with late afternoon sunshine. The sun felt warm on her cheeks, though a cool wind was blowing off the sea beyond the cliff.

  Robot Rabbit Boy was lying in the shade of the aircraft’s wing, popping the juice from moonbe
rries into his mouth—but missing, so that his fur was stained with purple and red blotches. His eyes glowed pink when he saw Gertie. The restored Spitfire fighter plane boasted many new or restored parts. The propeller was silver steel and dazzling. But a flower-patterned seat bolted into the cockpit didn’t seem to fit.

  “Um, isn’t that the rose armchair from the kitchen?” Gertie asked.

  Kolt nodded. “It was the only cushioned seat to pass the bounce test, which Robot Rabbit Boy and I discovered after an afternoon of test-bouncing. The original eject mechanism was broken, so bouncing off a springy cushion seemed like the best chance at survival if things go wrong.”

  Gertie stared at the massive hunk of metal and imagined it crashing. “Think I can really fly it?”

  “Well, if you can’t, you can certainly learn,” Kolt said. “We have all the manuals, and you can watch those training videos again if you need to.”

  But Gertie did not feel confident. “It’s a lot bigger than the one I flew in London, and it has machine guns. Remember what happened to your cauliflowers when I accidentally nudged the firing button on the control ring?”

  “I’m glad you asked about those, because we modified them to shoot frozen moonberries—about twenty a second to be exact. We also installed an ‘interrupter’ so you’ll never hit the propeller and juice yourself.”

  “The guns shoot moonberries instead of bullets?”

  Kolt looked pleased with himself. “Why kill someone when you can soak them in juice?”

  “Lavender,” said Robot Rabbit Boy from under a camouflage wing.

  Gertie sighed and looked around at all the tools and debris laid out on the grass. Next to the vintage war-bird was a dented space rocket. A few of the Spitfire’s spare parts leaned against it. Gertie couldn’t imagine how such a heap of junk could ever have made it into Earth’s outer space (or inner space for that matter).

  Kolt saw her looking. “I’ve seen garden sheds that would fly better than this heap,” he said, eyeballing the rusty space rocket, as though for his next project. He knocked on the hollow shell and listened.